Sunday, 3 February 2019

Genie jokes

One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish. 
the man said:* I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime" 
The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking,* he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else?" 

The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women - what they are thinking, why they cry. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy". 
The genie was silent for a minute, then said "So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?" 

https://www.bepop.com.ar/humor/GenieJokes.html

育った家で冗談やジョークは皆無。食卓は毎回シーンとして苦痛、不味い、行かないとヒステリー。後年おじいちゃんと二人のごはんは本当に楽しかった。昔こちらの職場で度々可愛い写真やジョークが廻って来てこれは特に気に入った一つ。

ユーモアに救われる。

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